This is an almost accurate portrayal of the events last night. Seriously! I have pictures!

Captain Befu is armed and dangerous. She WILL rule all!

Porkshanks is not impressed.

But... I'm cute! Dangerous and cute! What will I do? If I don't rule over Porkshanks, people will make fun of me! I know... If force won't work, I know what will... Science!

Yeah. What ever.

Stare deep into my eyes....

Hypnotism for the win!!!! Now, do I make her quit smoking or act like a chicken?...

And to the victor goes the bunny!