A little distraction for you on Election Day, a meme that went around a couple years ago.
Here's how it works: You leave an anonymous comment here about what you would like to do to me if you could do anything at all to me. All anonymous comments will be unscreened. No non-anonymous comments will be unscreened.
Since I can never leave a meme alone, I'm adding this silly caveat - if two or more people say "That was me, I wrote that one" in reply to an anonymous comment, I'll unscreen those.
If I don't get any good ones, I'll have to write some myself. See if you can guess which ones those are.