The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, while an incredibly sexy and beautiful, big breasted, model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first priest, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Father Shan). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, Father Shan took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.
Just then, all the other bells started to ring..........