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Aug. 13th, 2009 @ 07:36 am (no subject)
Need to be at the doctors at 9am. Surgery at 10:30.

The 5th, and hopefully last surgery on my finger.
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Date:August 13th, 2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
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I wish you an unevental surgery and a healthy, speedy recovery
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Date:August 13th, 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
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So I'm sitting in a restaurant, when the waiter brings out my order - a bowl of soup. But I couldn't help but notice his finger was in the bowl. So I asked him, "why is your finger in my bowl of soup?"

He replied, "Oh, I hurt is and the doctor said to keep it warm," and proceeded to set it in front of me like it was no big deal.

I couldn't believe he was such a jerk, so I angrily retorted, "why don't you just take that finger and stick it up your ass?"

He just smiled with a wink and said, "what do you think I do when I'm in the kitchen?"