- Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb; use the stairs.
- When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground.
- If you're on fire, avoid gasoline and other flammable materials.
- Don't attempt communication with dead people; it will only lead to psychological problems.
- Food will be scarce; you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize foods that will be available after the bomb: mashed potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, ground beef, etc.
- Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
- Try to be neat; fall only in designated piles.
- Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could be staggering illegally.
- Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are equal to ones, but more sanitary due to limited circulation.
- Accumulate mannequins now; spare parts will be in short supply on D-Day.
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I've been nudged!
What's up LJ, what have I missed? :-)
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Lake Washington 2013-10-23
Lake Washington 2013-10-23, a set on Flickr. Taken this morning on my way in to work.
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IMG_5383
IMG_5383, originally uploaded by adameros. Tonight's atomic sunset.
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