Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car ... and she wanted me to drive."
George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."