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Oct. 22nd, 2002 @ 10:15 am (no subject)
Snow Plow

Mike and his blonde wife Carlene live in Omaha. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Carlene goes out and moves her van.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Carlene goes out and moves her van again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park...", then the electric power goes out. Carlene says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."

Mike says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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Date:October 25th, 2002 02:17 pm (UTC)
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haHA!