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Subject: [%%%] You Santy-pants types rock me

I just have to say that Saturday was one of the best times I recall in my
life.

There is no one with whom I'd rather get kicked out of the Disney
Store for violently humping stuffed animals than you, and you, and
you, and YOU.

xoxo
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PS I'm still a clown on the inside.