A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.
adameros

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Half the people you know are below average.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
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