Now I need to work on the back. I'm thinking a mug shot of me, wearing a military hat. Then a dossier on my exploits/wars/campaigns. and have all of them refference drugs or crude/rude type things. Any suggestions?
1993: Bravely lead the charge on the sheeps undefended rear.
1994: Commandeered the vodka distillery
1995: Honorably fought off the barbarian hordes, demanding their turn at the NO2 tank.
1996: Top secret suvelience of nudist colonies.
1997: Commander of pornaganda production.
That sort of stuff.
Things like that