I've been trying to take pictures of myself regularly and then sending them to Heather. Mostly clothed or not revealing, anyway. But I decided I wanted to send her some good ol' nudie shots. In the process I learned, there is no way to make a penis look attractive on film. I think mine looks good in person, it's just not photogenic. AndI have a gut. When I would look in the mirror, I would think, it's not that bad, I still look damn good. But when I look at the pictures, I'm like, "Damn! That's one hell of a lot of blubber."
The other hard part is, how does one take attractive pictures of naked men (me being the photographer AND the model). I _HATE_ the "Here's my stiffy" shots that that seem to blanket the naked LJ communities. I've tried reclining on a love seat in a Michealangelo-esque type pose, but I was told I just looked bored.
So, what's the best route to sending Heather some cheesecake shots of myself? Any suggested poses? I considered a strip tease, but there is still the flabby gut showing at the end.
Girls (guys?) if your guy was going to send you cheese cake shots of themselves, what would you like most?