Miss TeeVee's A-Team?
Perhaps you pity da foo'?
Mister T Haiku.

Get your "white lesbian" name here!

Pretty fly, for a white guy. ph34r "Lil Bling Bling"!

I will never, ever, eat a Pringles again!!! At first I thought they mad some sort of cool whirlpool/tornado type thing with a Pringle canister. Oh, how I wish that was the case. I am now scarred for life. :(