Taurus (April 20-May 20)
I don't see physical danger in your immediate future, Taurus, but you may be exposed to higher levels of psychic toxins than usual. Therefore, I suggest that you erect a protective barrier to shield yourself. Visualize a force field of violet light surrounding you everywhere you go. To add a touch of humor -- which will dramatically bolster your defenses, by the way -- imagine that the force field is augmented by rainbow-colored barbed wire, boomerang-wielding amazon warriors, and a gang of wisecracking dragons.
So, who is volunteering for the (skantily clad?) Amazon Warrior roles, and who for the Wisecracking Dragon roles? Beuller? Beuller? Beuller? Rainbow colored barbed wire... Hmmm.... Do they have a military surplus store on The Castro?