A web interface to turn any image into ascii art!
Teaching the young to come willingly, when they are abducted.
In fact, here is a whole library of "interesting" childrens books.
Something Awful has such a way with words:
"Choco Donuts taste like hundreds of tiny, crunchy cigarette butts marinated overnight in authentic New Jersey alleyway cardboard juices"
THE must see movie of the year!!!!
More mental images I did not need.
Finally, the BabelFish translator we need. Now I'll finally understand what the friggin' hell those Canadians are saying!
"Blah, blah *click* blah blah. *thpt!* Blah blah *fart* blah. *spit* Blahbitty blah.*"
"You Southerners are stupid. Your president is a moron. And your hockey teams suck."
Hmmm... Maybe I didn't really need the translator...