A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

I would like to announce my canidacy for the office of President of the United State of America.

If I am elected President, I will face the challenge of the threat most endangering America today. Yes, I will stand up to that demon known as Tooth Decay. To help fight this problem, we need more people to brush their teeth. There for I will make it manditory that all toothpaste have cocaine in it. This will make people want to brush their teeth, and start their day with plenty of energy.

Thank you, and I hope to see you in 2004.

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