If I am elected President, I promise to revamp how to approach forcing hostile nations to comply with our wishes. With all our technology, it is no longer nessary to commit ground troops in hostile areas. Instead we will be stepping out our psychological warfare program. What does this mean? Some suggestions are flooding enemy airwaves with Pauly Shore commedy specials, Carrot Top movies, reruns of Jesse Camp on MTV, and pictures of Jack and Ozzy Osbourne posing naked. Frankly, I think I would rather be subjected to VX nerve gas than under go such a brutal onslaught of such programming. Though it will still be better and ABC's fall line up. Broadcasting ABC to enemy nations, I'm sure, would be against internation humanitarian law. Vote for me and I promise you we will use inteligently applied stupidity to win stupid wars. Thank you!