A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

If I am elected President. I will name Iceberg Slim poet laureate. And the Beastie Boys will play at my inauguration party. And I will do my inaugural address naked, there by removing any impact of any imbarassing pictures that might turn up later. It will also give other nations penis envy, helping show and enforce American superiority. And, finally, I will personally request that the Olympic Commity consider making Tony Hawk Pro Skater an Olympic event.

Vote Harrison in 2004!

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