Operation Literacy was a success. In a suprise special forces operation I invaded the local bookstore and purchased Al Franken's Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right. I wore a fake mustache, and paid in cash, just in case I was spotted by a TIPS agents, and labelled a terrorist for my associations with that subversive organization, the Democratic Party. Oops. Is that black helicopter I hear flying over head? I better make sure my secret bunker is secure. You can never be to safe with Republicans wandering around.