Take today for example.
I'm working on the computer and Daisy puts her head on my lap, demanding I pet her. Being a nice guy, I pet her. Next thing I know, my lap is wet from her drooling.
Right then, the door bell rings. I quickly jump up and answer the door. It's an AirBourne Express delivery guy. He looks at me, sees my wet crotch, and get's a funny look.
I tell him, it's just my dog.
He gets an even funny look.
I swear, I could hear Daisy laughing in the background.