If you have 1-5 people on your friends list, say something about the 3rd person.
If you have 6-20 people on your friends list, say something about the 11th person.
If you have 21-75 people in your friends list, say something about the 21st person.
If you have 75+ people on your friends list, say something about the 50th person.
Assuming my math is correct (tring to weed out the communities, so I very likely miss counted), that would be

Anyway, what to say about Crista?
Crista, I think, would be a blast to know, and even more fun to date. She is inteligent and odd. She was home schooled, has pink hair, a sparkling wit, and a hot body. For all her claims of insanity, she seems very sane, from this end of the net. But then again, I'm used to being surrounded by crazy people, so it my views may be skewed. By crazy, she is passionate, has unique view points, and is opinionated, and doesn't neccessarily follow your typical social norms. All these combine to make an extremely charming individual.