A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

I think I've figured out why Seattle lost.

First, as we all know, Seattle is in Washington.

Second, did you notice the loss of dexterity of the receivers on Seattle's side?

That's right, I think Mad Cow Disease has mutated to Mad Receiver Disease, also known as Receiver Spongiform Encephalopathy (RSE).

This disease is highly contagious, and needs to be contained. While the Seahawks are now effectively isolated from the rest of the league, it is clear that the Packers must be quarantined, or at worst, put down.

Please, I ask for your help in containing this devastating pathogen. Knock the Packers out of the playoff.

Addendum: Just to be on the safe side, the Cowboy's should be put down for the fun of it.

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