Feb. 17th, 2004 @ 09:16 pm (no subject)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors!

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds feared Dead!!!!!!
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Date:February 17th, 2004 09:52 pm (UTC)


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these are SO not from 2003. theyve been going around forever. sorry. :p

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Date:February 17th, 2004 09:59 pm (UTC)

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Hey! You! No logic allowed in the pool! Go sit in the corner!