A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.
adameros

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity.

When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so.

The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the new baby.

"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again," the 5-year-old said.
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