get the chick of your dreams bryozoa craw distortion.
Awesome! I will have to see if bryozoa craw distortion really turns women on or not!
"Hey! How you doin'? Check out my bryozoa, and how it's craw distorts! Wanna come back to my place and play marine biologist? I'll show you my coral growth. It's pink and hard." ;)
Then again, maybe not.