A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.
adameros

From nobodobodon:

If there is someone on your friends list whom you would like to strip naked, paint fluorescent green, and abandon on the median of an interstate freeway (or other limited-access highway), post this exact sentence in your journal.

If there is someone on your friends list you'd like to hogtie with duct tape, place in a bathtub, and urinate on, post this exact sentence in your journal.

If there is someone on your friends list you'd like to hogtie with gaffers tape, gag with a wool sock, take pictures of, and post those on the internet, post this exact sentence in your journal.

If there is someone on your friends list whom you would like to shoot from a cannon, like in the old-time circus movies, post this exact sentence in your journal.

If there is someone on your friends list you'd like to see run a 100 meter sprint in the nude while wearing a giant Carmen Miranda style fruit-hat, post this exact sentence in your journal.

If there is someone on your friends list who, citizenship rules notwithstanding, you think would make an excellent candidate for the next President of Peru, post this exact sentence in your journal.

If there is someone on your friends list who you'd like to see get humorous reconstructive and/or cosmetic surgery (for example, a silly nose), post this exact sentence in your journal.

If there is someone on your friends list you'd like to spend several hours in a small, lightless, underground cavern, not speaking to or looking each other, just listening to one another's breathing, and the constant drip drip drip of mineral-laden water falling from stalactites in the ceiling to their awaiting stalagmites on the floor, post this exact sentence in your journal.

If there is someone on your friends list you'd like to see freaked out of their mind on drugs for the first time, post this exact sentence in your journal.

If there is everyone on your friends list you'd like to form a human pyramid with, post this exact sentence in your journal.

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